[Mahoyaku] Hide Me!

[tsuchidaruma]

R [It's My Loss] card story, translated by Nomi.


Hide Me!

Figaro: Haah, this is difficult...

Sage: What’s wrong Figaro? Are you troubled by something?
Sage: Eh? What’s in your arms... alcohol?

Figaro: I was about to drink it when Mitile found me. It seemed like he would confiscate it, so I ran away.
Figaro: Sorry, but can you hide me for a bit here?

Sage: Hmm, Mitile is only thinking of you, that’s why he wants to confiscate it. To hide you because of that is a little...

Figaro: Come on, Master Sage. If you hide me...
Figaro: I’ll share this with you. This drink is known to be sweeter than honey.
Figaro: It’s dangerous as sin, giving you a dream more beautiful than heaven. I’ll be able to show you that for sure.

Sage: Dream happier than heaven...?

Figaro: An extremely sweet, wonderful dream... Come now, enjoy it with me, Master Sage.

Mitile: Dr. Figaro-! Where are you?

Figaro: Ah...

Mitile: So you’re hiding here. Now, hand over that alcohol!

Figaro: Just as I was about to enjoy a sweet dream with Master Sage.

Mitile: Eh? What’s this about a sweet dream?

Sage: Mitile, Figaro wants to drink so he’s trying to trick me.

Mitile: That’s no good, Dr. Figaro! Come now, let me confiscate that. You keep drinking too much...

Sage: That’s right, Figaro. Listen to Mitile.

Figaro: Seriously, I can’t win against my honor students.