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octanollSR [Welcome to My World] Figaro's card story + card epi, translated by Nomi.
Mitile’s Morning Routine
Snow: Figaro, sweet Figaro, it’s morning!
Snow: Hey! Breakfast is ready.
Snow: Hm. There’s no response at all. I do feel his presence, though...
Snow: Seriously, what a difficult disciple. Figaro, I’m coming in.
Figaro: ...
Snow: He’s sleeping like a log. Now then, how should I wake him up... Ah, that’s right.
Snow: Noscomnia
Snow: Right, now no matter how you look at it, I'm Mitile. With this...
Snow: Doctor, Doctor Figaro. It’s morning, please wake up. If you don’t wake up I’ll pull off your mattress.
Figaro: ...Mm, Mitile...? Can’t you wake me up in a gentler way?
Snow: That never works...!
Snow: You must’ve drunk until late last night, that’s why you can’t wake up. I’ve always told you to lay off on the alcohol.
Figaro: Ahaha. So I’m found out?
Snow: It's obvious! Come, get up now.
Figaro: Ehh, I still want to stay in bed.
Snow: What’s with the sweet voice? That’s kind of disgusting... Coughs.
Snow: If you don’t wake up soon, then your breakfast will get cold.
Figaro: Mm... Then, do your morning routine and I’ll get up.
Snow: ...Morning routine?
Figaro: Oh? Might it be you forgot about the morning routine, Mitile?
Snow: Um...
Figaro: Come, it’s that. You always do it.
Snow: ...I-I’m sorry, I-I’m sorry, truth is I also woke up late so I’m still a bit out of it.
Snow: That’s why I can’t think of the morning routine... Could you please tell me?
Figaro: Seriously, I guess it can’t be helped.
Figaro: Don’t you say it every day? “Doctor Figaro, I love you!”
Figaro: So? Please.
Snow: ...
Snow: ......
Snow: Creepy...
Snow: This is probably the first time in my life to be taken aback like this. Where have we gone wrong with educating you...?
Figaro: Ahaha, what an awful way of putting it. I’m just kidding, Master Snow. You were pretty close, so it was amusing.
Snow: ...Mm, so you knew. I did think it was weird that I could lie to you so easily.
Snow: Seriously... Lying to your master like this. What an exasperating disciple.
Figaro: Eeh, I don’t want to hear that from a master who tried to trick his disciple.
Snow: Well, so be it. Let’s go to the dining room. The real southern wizards are waiting for you.
Figaro: Mm...
Figaro: ...Can’t I sleep in a bit more?
Snow: ...Ohoho. Perhaps I should bring out my full power to wake you up forcefully.
Figaro: Ahaha, please don’t. I’ll wake up now, so spare me, okay?
---
The Doctor’s Prank
Sage: Hello, Figaro. Are you taking a stroll?
Figaro: Yes. We have lovely weather today, so I’m looking for a good place to nap.
Sage: I see, it is the ideal weather to nap.
Sage: By the way, recently Snow and White seem to like playing pranks to wake others up, so they might do that to you too.
Figaro: Aah, seems like they got addicted to doing that... Did they do it to you too, Master Sage?
Sage: No, not yet. But I’m a bit excited thinking they might play a prank on me.
Sage: It’s thrilling to think that I might be on the receiving end of a prank, but I’d also like to try playing one.
Sage: Have you played a prank before, Figaro?
Figaro: Many times before. When Mitile was small, I surprised him by turning into his stuffed toy.
Figaro: Just as he says I’m cute, I’d tell him, "I turned into a stuffed toy when I woke up!". Mitile was so surprised that he cried.
Sage: That’s a pretty intense prank...!?
Figaro: Ahaha, is that so? I turned back soon after that, but Leno got thoroughly angry at me for it. How nostalgic.
Sage: (If I was a child, I wouldn’t want to play with a stuffed toy for a while after that...)
Mitile’s Morning Routine
Snow: Figaro, sweet Figaro, it’s morning!
Snow: Hey! Breakfast is ready.
Snow: Hm. There’s no response at all. I do feel his presence, though...
Snow: Seriously, what a difficult disciple. Figaro, I’m coming in.
Figaro: ...
Snow: He’s sleeping like a log. Now then, how should I wake him up... Ah, that’s right.
Snow: Noscomnia
Snow: Right, now no matter how you look at it, I'm Mitile. With this...
Snow: Doctor, Doctor Figaro. It’s morning, please wake up. If you don’t wake up I’ll pull off your mattress.
Figaro: ...Mm, Mitile...? Can’t you wake me up in a gentler way?
Snow: That never works...!
Snow: You must’ve drunk until late last night, that’s why you can’t wake up. I’ve always told you to lay off on the alcohol.
Figaro: Ahaha. So I’m found out?
Snow: It's obvious! Come, get up now.
Figaro: Ehh, I still want to stay in bed.
Snow: What’s with the sweet voice? That’s kind of disgusting... Coughs.
Snow: If you don’t wake up soon, then your breakfast will get cold.
Figaro: Mm... Then, do your morning routine and I’ll get up.
Snow: ...Morning routine?
Figaro: Oh? Might it be you forgot about the morning routine, Mitile?
Snow: Um...
Figaro: Come, it’s that. You always do it.
Snow: ...I-I’m sorry, I-I’m sorry, truth is I also woke up late so I’m still a bit out of it.
Snow: That’s why I can’t think of the morning routine... Could you please tell me?
Figaro: Seriously, I guess it can’t be helped.
Figaro: Don’t you say it every day? “Doctor Figaro, I love you!”
Figaro: So? Please.
Snow: ...
Snow: ......
Snow: Creepy...
Snow: This is probably the first time in my life to be taken aback like this. Where have we gone wrong with educating you...?
Figaro: Ahaha, what an awful way of putting it. I’m just kidding, Master Snow. You were pretty close, so it was amusing.
Snow: ...Mm, so you knew. I did think it was weird that I could lie to you so easily.
Snow: Seriously... Lying to your master like this. What an exasperating disciple.
Figaro: Eeh, I don’t want to hear that from a master who tried to trick his disciple.
Snow: Well, so be it. Let’s go to the dining room. The real southern wizards are waiting for you.
Figaro: Mm...
Figaro: ...Can’t I sleep in a bit more?
Snow: ...Ohoho. Perhaps I should bring out my full power to wake you up forcefully.
Figaro: Ahaha, please don’t. I’ll wake up now, so spare me, okay?
---
The Doctor’s Prank
Sage: Hello, Figaro. Are you taking a stroll?
Figaro: Yes. We have lovely weather today, so I’m looking for a good place to nap.
Sage: I see, it is the ideal weather to nap.
Sage: By the way, recently Snow and White seem to like playing pranks to wake others up, so they might do that to you too.
Figaro: Aah, seems like they got addicted to doing that... Did they do it to you too, Master Sage?
Sage: No, not yet. But I’m a bit excited thinking they might play a prank on me.
Sage: It’s thrilling to think that I might be on the receiving end of a prank, but I’d also like to try playing one.
Sage: Have you played a prank before, Figaro?
Figaro: Many times before. When Mitile was small, I surprised him by turning into his stuffed toy.
Figaro: Just as he says I’m cute, I’d tell him, "I turned into a stuffed toy when I woke up!". Mitile was so surprised that he cried.
Sage: That’s a pretty intense prank...!?
Figaro: Ahaha, is that so? I turned back soon after that, but Leno got thoroughly angry at me for it. How nostalgic.
Sage: (If I was a child, I wouldn’t want to play with a stuffed toy for a while after that...)
